Yodster

What you’re about to read will shock you.
Yes! you will soon find out about some
secrets.. well, soon it’s no longer secret.

These are all about men and women,
an interesting theme as always.
A new friend inspired me to write this.
We’ve discussed a lot and surely
you wanna know what I’ve shared with the lady.

She added me as friend, after seeing my
poetry (GREAT LIFE) and thus from there
we started … ah! Cut this, let’s get
into the article, please…

* Phases in male’s life

From a boy, to a guy, then a man, then
back to act like a guy then a boy again.

That’s what men do!

They grow up until 10, as boys.
They do whatever they WANT.

From 11 to 20, they’re guys
and do will do what they CAN.

From 21 to 40, they’re soon or
later will grow-up as men.
This is when they do what they MUST DO.

This is the phase of responsibility.
It begins since the pregnancy (of his wife),
where he will change to be more calm
and considerate.

Once he’s craved with adult magazines,
then soon he’ll leave those as he can
see his wife daily. Then he’ll search
books and magazine about parenting,
besides finance and some hobbies.

Once his brain was in the middle of his
thighs, then he will learn to control
his lust and can really think with his head.
Yes.. it’s the upper head!

Once his attitude was childish, now he
must be a role model for his juniors.

BUT… soon as their kids are teens,
they may also follow the puberty, yeah…
the second one for him.

And when the teens are growing and leaving the

house, he may return into a boy again, trying new

toys and eat new snacks never existed when he was

once a boy or visiting amusement centre…
with grand-children.

* Main differences

Remember a quote once said:

The age of a woman is measured from her face and her

dressings.

The age of a man is measured from his thoughts,
attitude and behaviour.

Men, their life phase is like a curve.
There will be a turning point!

Women are always growing.. older.
But the main difference in the attitude,
contrast with men, is on the attitude
towards competition.

For women, to win means to make everybody happy.
When she has an achievement, it is to make
her family proud.

For men, to win means to defeat others and
they place the relationship at next priority.
"I win, and you lose! Haha… that’s it!"

* Job application

Now, two analogies.. when he’s looking for
a woman.. what is it that he really want?

It’s like a company looking for an employee.

Some prefer fresh-graduate (younger girl),
some want experienced (mature lady).

The initial screening is by looking
at the photo (face and appearance),
then he will learn her profile.

The 1st interview is the 1st date.
This is where 1st impression very important.

Failed to impress him, then there will never
be a second date / interview.

The second interview is to negotiate salary
and giving job descriptions (measuring and
comparing between ‘dating budget’ and the
expectation from a girlfriend)

Then the first three months is crucial
as trial period. It’s all about adjustment!
If this phase is done, then contract will be
signed (from dating into relationship)

The first two years are the moments where
employee (the girl) evaluate his boss.
There may be another offer, a higher salary
(a richer guy) or a better facility.

If she felt the employer isn’t promising,
she will resign and find a better job.

But if both are satisfied, the status will
raised into partnership (marriage) and many
more duties for her. She will be functioned as:

- Personal counsellor
- Chef
- Masseur
- Finance controller
- Baby-sitter
- Private tutor
- And in the day of retirement… as nurse!

* Advertising

The second analogy, a guy looks out for a girl,
is like a company promoting a product.

He must advertise, try to seek attention,
sending love letters, romantic SMS, poetry, etc.

The prospective buyers will compare, which
product is best. She must be selective with
all the ad:

- Is the quality of the product as good as
the promise in the ad?

- Is he really serious and responsible or
just a charmer and flirt-master?

If she’s interested, she will buy
(Agree to go on a first date, that is
first purchase)

If she’s satisfied then she will buy more
but unlike customers, she.. of course, won’t
tell her friends to try to date him.

There! Customer loyalty, it’s the same
concept. If a guy cannot maintain his quality,
his customer (girlfriend) may look elsewhere.

There are competitors! Some offer cheaper price,
some promise to have more benefits. But when
the loyalty is settled, don’t worry.. she will
be your customer forever!

But unlike in retails, you are NOT trying
to have as many customers as you like!
Unless you’re agree with polygamy, of course…

So guys.. be balance!

Even if you’re really good inside-out, but
you never advertise, no girls will know!

The same thing in industry, no matter how
fine your product, but they never seen the ad,
then who would know?

But if you advertise too much and without
improving your own quality, then it’s same as
just an empty promise.

Girls will notice you… but then…
you’ll have a stamp on your forehead,
given by them. What word you want?

* Nasty shield

Some girls are nice, and I mean more than
ordinary. Have both brain and charm!
Also an achiever… wowww!!

Many guys try to hit and pick her.
And many fail! She’s too hard… too far
beyond reach and simply… too cold!

It’s her nasty shield!

Why? Imagine, you’re walking everywhere.
Many eyes are like spotlights all around
you, from head to toe… some eyes got stuck
in the middle to those who have extra size!

Many admire you and many always wanna try
to get to know you. Then you always try to
be nice to every guys, and make them think
that you’re giving them a chance.

Subconsciously, you then will develop
a "formal and serious mode" whenever you
feel a signal "Oh ow.. here comes another
admirer, trying to flirt me."

Then, soon, the pretty lady will become
a bit nasty and grumpy. She won’t be nice
to every guy. Just to protect herself from
being approached all the time.

It’s not her fault for being such a sun
among sunflowers!

But the guys, they follow her everywhere,
throwing jackets whenever she steps in,
open the door for her, buy her gifts and
flowers.

But… it’s all useless!

She’s not interested with all too much
attention. They try to get her without
attempting to build a chemistry at the
first steps.

And… many guys are too afraid to give a shot
on this "A-grade and five star quality" lady.

It makes her annoyed to see those silly faces
waiting on the line, just to be the next
hero for her. Ouch!

What… yeah what would be the solution?
I mean, to break her "nasty-shield" and
in the end win her heart

- Be cool!
Treat her as if you’re not stunned by her charm

- Don’t praise her too much
She had heard "you’re so… " hundred times
from many guys, probably. You will only
be adding her statistic. Give compliment
occasionally, on the right moment.

- Equal
Make yourself level with her. If she’s smart,
be smarter than her, but let her always think
that she is smarter.

- Walk beside her NOT under her feet
Yeah.. you’re not a red carpet for the
home-coming queen. Do not worship her,
just treat her as a friend.

- Build before buy
Build the chemistry first, then you may
afterward buy her gifts. Do not bribe or
trying to make her love you by money or
anything you afford to buy. Without the
feeling, you will only receive a quick,
polite and formal "Oh, thank you…"
whenever you send her anything.

- Lead her
Don’t be indecisive by asking too much
of her opinion. Dare to challenge her ideas
and surely never ask "Where are we going?"

Set up a plan first before you date her.
Then on the next occasion, let her decide
and you just follow.

Have a purpose and sense of direction.

Make your own life, don’t always ask her advice.
She may be smarter, but never make yourself
act like a strayed stranger all the time.

* Which would you choose?

Many guys I know, they said girls can be divided
into two categories

- Junk food OR
delicious and healthy cooked meal?

- An eye-candy OR
a lady?

And for girls…

- A bad-boy OR
a nice guy?

Remember the rat in Ratatouille, he want to be
a chef, to create delicious meal.

"Don’t eat garbage food!"

Fast-food is simple, cheaper, can be bought
in many places. When we buy the burger in many

cities, all tasted the same!

But it’s not good for health!

Cooked meal must be prepared, not with a simple
process. Not with machine, but hand-made.
It’s more expensive but it’s more delicious
and good for health!

Eye-candy are those who dressed-up too much,
or too few in clothing.

It’s good only for seeing, but
not worth keeping. They’re only good for
decorations in magazine’s pages, on-stage or
in parties, but … can they be a good mother?

Surely it’s a risk for your baby if she’s
a chain-smoker and addicted to booze.

The same thing is to guys. Do you want a
speedy street-racer or a calm gentleman to drive
for you and your kids?

***

That’s it for today… wait for my next articles.

There! Now, all secrets are revealed…

Quick, tell this page to your friends…
let them learn something new here.

+ yoDi +

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