Should you treat her like a dog?
Yes, this is another dating lesson.
It’s the result of my observation
and experiences of some friends
who shared me their case.
You’ve heard this:
Dogs are men’s best friends.
Let’s replace them with women.
In the game of dating, it’s the
men who start to throw frsibees.
Frisbees, are the attentions,
sweet-words, poetries, love-letters
and those silly stuffs that
she likes.
The game started as he choose
to play with a certain dog.
He throw the frisbees, near
and low… and the dog is able
to catch it and return it.
The game goes on and on…
And he will test this dog
"How fast she can react?
How long she can run?
How high she can jump?"
Translated version:
Did she know what am I doing?
And how far she will respond?
Is she smart enough?
If the man realize that she’s
just a stupid dog, then he
will move on.
If the dog is smart, he will
enjoy the game and the frisbees
will always in motion:
In his hand - Thrown - Caught
- Returned to his hand - …
And that’s the game!
Until the dog is tired….
This is where the game must stop,
bring her home, feed her and…
Most men never like to sleep
with a dog on the first day.
It takes time, from sleeping
outside, on the floor, on the couch,
on the room’s floor, under the bed,
and finally … they sleep together.
So does when he choose a woman,
he will avoid woman who is
‘too easy’ or suddenly jump
on his bed without being allowed.
Is she a dog or a bitch?
(bitch = female dog or the other meaning)
Dogs don’t follow a friend,
they follow a master, a leader.
So… you should balance your
love and discipline.
Don’t hit or spank! A dog can stand
receiving bad treatments as long
as its master still give food
and shelter.
But a lady, she can
put you in jail for
conducting domestic violence.
Think.. which dog is more loyal
to its master. The one chained
on its neck, or the one who
walk freely but never run too
far from its master?
Rather than making your dog
loyal with "Chain of jealousy"
you should train her…
Cause if you rely on chain,
once released… the dog will
run away! And maybe will return
only for daily meal and a place
to sleep.
The younger the dog, it’s easier
to give her some important lessons.
Old dogs are usually lazy and
can’t learn new tricks or games.
As the dog-master, you should
always remember:
- Take her for afternoon walk
- Feed her with healthy food
- Give her a bath (together?)
- Train her to guard the house
Haha…
- Then, when you’re close enough
you can allow the dog to sleep
in your bed.
Always play the frisbees!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_dog
But the most important thing is
in the first days… if you’ve
been tired of throwing frisbees
and she’s not responding…
Then, it’s time to move on!
Get a new dog who can play
your game.
Understand her also, she might
be tired or need some privacy.
When she’s reluctant to play
the frisbees, maybe it’s time for
her to have meal… or some
moments to be alone.
Don’t punish her with stick or
any form of violence.
Be gentle and balance love
with discipline. Respect each other!
It’s better to let her walk away
freely and always return to you
rather than to chain her neck
with many "Terms and conditions"
Woof..woof…
Ah, the puppy is there!
Come here little one, let’s play
another frisbee game…
Tell me when you’re ready…
+ yoDi +
